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infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

(via seedy)


4 hours ago // 52,871 notes

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

(Source: officialjipersnoe, via fullmoonbitesback)


4 hours ago // 131,197 notes

Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow and Jimmy Kimmel in “Friends” (x)

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dog Tumblr Posts

Want to see more?

Cat Tumblr Posts

(via bow-and-amell)

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr Photoset

foxkings:

          (via)

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hudlion:

alterbitch:

nerdywithadashofawesome:

nyehpetaleijon:

  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

i got so mad then laughed so hard

good luck finding a fan with actual flat blades

(Source: neoridley)


4 hours ago // 258,489 notes

just-laff:

oh how the tables have turned

(Source: fuckyeah1990s, via hellsfinedean)

nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

(via fullmoonbitesback)


4 hours ago // 86,823 notes
vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

(via fullmoonbitesback)

yonderdarling:

reblog if you’re for EQUAL marriage in Australia, positive ACTION ON climate change or SETTING tony ABBOT ON FIRE

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4 hours ago // 25,229 notes

#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM

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